We Run This City

We Run This City

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Pickup lines: Use at your own risk!

Christian Pick-up lines:
I know a church where we could go and talk!

The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry" ... how about dinner?

Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David

Hi, my name's Will...God's Will

No, i'm not coveting, I intend to make you mine.

I didn't know angels flew this low.

That halo matches perfectly with your eyes


Nerdy pick up lines:
You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT

What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1

Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)


Ordinary Pickup lines:

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Is your name Gillette? ...cuz you're the best a man can get.

You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.