Many people do not know the correct definition of the word "Heffer". So we are here to help clarify that although it can be used as a derogatory word, its original meaning is this:
1. A really conceited girl, with a nasty attitude
2. A chick that likes to eat a lot. Usually overweight.
Now understand that we are neither rude nor overweight. We just like to eat a lot, and like the word heffer. We are here to change that word around, get rid of it's bad rep and let all the heffers in the world feel free to express themselves! Its a revolution people! WOOOO! Okay... so we hope everything has been made clear. Thanks a bunch Cap'n Crunch!