Since today is National Smiling Day (according to H-squared), here are a few FML's that are sure to make you crack a smile! :)
1. "Today my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she someone more like her "Edward". I asked who "Edward" was. She held up a copy of "Twilight". She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
2. Today I tasted the rainbow. By that I mean a homeless man hit me in the face with a bag of skittles for not giving him money. FML
3. Today my boss fired me via text. I dont have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
4. Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumour to be put down when I wasnt home since I couldnt bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML
5. Today I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG". FML
6. Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means shes available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to "cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair" FML
7. Today my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open on time. So i ran at a pair. They dont.
Alright, thats just a sneak peek of a few FML's. Im sure you at least cracked a smile if not more! If you want to really ROFL just check them out at the original site of: http://www.fmylife.com/! You're Welcome lol.
